Thursday, October 15, 2009

10 Things You Worry About When Your Husband is Making Dinner


The ten things I worried about last night while Nathan was making dinner in no particular order:

10. What exactly was that crashing noise? *Just a baking pan*
9. Why does he want to know where the cleaver is? *Because he wants to cut a pork chop? No*
8. Is that smoke? *Just a little*
7. "Oh, shoot" *Not his finger being sliced off by a cleaver, so we're okay*
6. Is he putting the spatula down away from the flame? *The answer is yes*
5. Are they going to put Glee up online soon? *This has nothing to do with him, but that doesn't make it untrue*
4. Is he going to make the peas? *He didn't make the peas, even though he wanted them*
3. I should really vacuum. *I will today*
2. Why is Pushing Daisies so fantastic? *Because it's so intelligent, which is also the reason it failed*
1. How many dishes are there going to be after dinner? *Answer: A lot*

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